Oh i think you're a beast of a car
I won't mention to anyone who you are

You're a monster of a piece Built of steel and concrete
The third generation was a scandal
People crashing with it had no chance at all

I get nervous when I see you driving around
Crossing the streets in my little hometown

Oh i think you're a beast of a car
I won't mention to anyone who you are

You're one of the cars with most faults compared to anyone
People owning you go for a bigger space but not the perfect ownership
They should think "safety must come first"
But they don't

Your good side is comfort, but only on perfect roads
Norwegian roads have all too many lows
Your tremendous tilting puts back the joy of driving
Some versions are over 5 metres long and have very slow automatic gearing

Oh i think you're a beast of a car
I won't mention to anyone who you are

Actually you're built in Europe but your true origin isn`t known for good quality
New cars with your size should be banned without ESP

Scrapped:
It fits into the phrase stow'n'go
That speedbumps must be passed totally slow
Families buying you must be mad
No stability program for a familiycar with your useless drivingability is really mad
You're seen as the mother of your types of cars

And the car I'm thinking about? Of course the Chrysler Grand Voyager!